Bees Bonanza, with a VAR Cameo

Monday 2nd January 2023: Premier League: Gtech Community Stadium: Brentford vs Liverpool

A Pleasure To Be Back In The Stadium For 2023

As the calendar ticked over into 2023 I decided to begin my year in church, my football church. Sneaking this visit in at the end of a long festive season of travel, whilst also sorting out a house move, I was perhaps less excited for the visit of the team who had come within 2 games of the quadruple last season.

Though the fact that Liverpool were in abysmal form and no longer a team for anyone to be afraid of may also have contributed to my low excitement levels. Whatever the reason, I took my seat convinced I was about to witness a 0-0 borefest. By the final whistle I had learnt my lesson in humility.

The corresponding confrontation last season was a barnstorming bananza of a game and it didn’t take long for everyone in attendance that this one would be just as good. Sure Brentford were without Ivan Toney, due to an injury niggle, and the visitors were playing a largely second-string team, also injury-forced, but both teams gave it there all from the second the ref blew his whistle.

Liverpool got us underway and immediately attempted to get on the front foot, forcing Zanka to commit a foul on Nunez within 2 minutes. Brentford were giving as good as they got though and, with the match still in it’s first 5, Norgaard rose highest in the area to head the games first clear cut change mere inches over the bar.

An end-to-end battle at 100mph erupted into being with both teams wasting presentable chances before the 10 minute mark, with Roerslev even nipping the ball of the waiting Janelt’s toes to mess up a decent chance at one point. Brentford were however limiting their chances to make intrudes behind the visiting defence by trying too many high balls at just the right height for the twin towers of Van Dijk and Konate to deal with without breaking sweat.

The reds were not without their own profligacy though especially when Nunez was sprung clear in behind the Bee’s backline in the opening exchanges. He did the hard work of taking it round Raya before bulleting it straight into the torso of the single covering defender from 5 yards out. Both teams were creating chances with ease and it was only through sheer dumb luck that the scores remained level for as long as they did. At times the Bees foolish decisions would smash closed a glorious opening whilst at other it was only the swarm of Bees sweeping back that choked out a certain goal for the visitors.

This ridiculous stalemate was finally broken in the 19th minute and I had no idea who scored it. I was too busy celebrating taking the lead and swimming in the deep relief of seeing a VAR referral for a possible handball come back all clear. I would guess that Ben Mee got the final touch, but on later review it turned out to be an own goal by Konate that had garnished the game with the goal it deserved.

Having weathered the storm that followed Bees had the ball in the net again 7 minutes later, but this one wouldn’t count. The linesman’s flag went up instantaneously to burn my elation to a crisp and the VAR review I was anxiously awaiting never arrived. We would have to settle for a 1-0 lead for now, but the visitors were now rattled. They continued to keep the pressure on the hosts though and pinned us back into our own half, until we doubled our lead.

That glorious second came courtesy of Wissa in the 42nd minute, just over a minute after his much more attractive finish had been ruled out for offside in the build up. The 2nd goal that counted was a scruffy ball bundled over the line, but they all count .With a comfortable cushion heading into half-time I expected the Bees to be able to hold-on after the restart, but knew that Liverpool would come at us like a pack of starving wolves at the start of the second half. If we got through that first 10 minutes unscathed I was confident we would keep the 3 points in London.

The Bees First Victims Of The Year

Klopp dredged his bench for options at half-time and came up with a triple substitutions that bore fruit almost immediately. As expected the visitors tore into the Bees and within 5 minutes their onslaught drew blood. Oxlade-Chamberlain, not one of the subs, got the final touch for the goal. Before that though it was the scousers turn to have a goal chalked off for offside by VAR. Nunez had won a foot race with the defender and flicked the ball into the net past Raya. The Bee’s defence were calling for the flag before the ball even hit the back of the net and they were proven right when VAR concurred with their assessment.

There was no such reprieve when the Ox nodded home at the far post, connecting with a glorious cross from Trent Alexander-Arnold. Raya was left flailing at thin air for that goal and the rest of the Bee’s team were all out of ideas for how to stem the tide. Particularly the tide of Andy Robertson who was constantly tormenting them down the left wing.

Deficit halved and with their tails up Liverpool kept coming at the hosts who were unable to lay a glove on them but they could do everything except score. It took a double sub in the 74th minute for the hosts to regain a proper foothold.

Ten minutes later this foothold had developed into a 3rd goal. We scored 3 against them last season, but this time it was enough for all 3 points. Our third this year came from the boots of Bryan Mbuemo, who has the simple task of sweeping the ball under Alisson, with the grace of a swan, after being picked out by a route one ball curved into his stride.

Brentford were able to see out the final 5 minutes no problem to secure a famous win against a team that had fallen into the abyss of mediocrity. It was their first win over the red scousers since 1938, but in my rush to catch the last train north from Euston I was unable to revel in the glory of the moment.

Permanently Stuck On The Big Screen

For my fellow Bee’s fans it must have been glorious to experience this victory and see our team move into 7th, the Europa Conference League position. For myself I hope to feel that pure elation on my next visit to church, for the derby against local high-flying rivals Fulham.

A Half Is Not The Whole

Saturday 11th February 2023: EFL League Two: Crown Oil Arena: Rochdale AFC vs Northampton Town

The View From My Seat

So I spose I should start by saying that this was my 9th game in just over 5 weeks and I was sick to death of football, like you’d get if you tried to watch every game of the World Cup and did nothing else. Plus Rochdale is not a team that holds any personal draw for me; rooted to the bottom of League Two with a mountain to climb to avoid joining their local rivals, Oldham Athletic, in the depths of non-league football.

Not only do the Dale, 5 points adrift of safety, have a mountain to climb to remain part of the 92 next season but anyone reaching Rochdale by tram or train then has a walk up a mountain to endure to reach the stadium. Rochdale AFC may be rooted at the bottom of the league pyramid but their ground is in the village of Spotland, high on a hill overlooking Rochdale proper.

Rochdale hadn’t won since 29th December 2022 and I had no expectation of them winning this on either. The main reason for that was that their visitors were Northampton Town, sitting pretty in 4th place and just one point below the holy grail of the top 3 that would see them automatically promoted to League One.

The two teams may be headed in opposite directions come the end of the season and in just as contrasting form. Whilst the Dale haven’t won this calendar year, Northampton came into this one with just the singular loss over the same period. From kick-off though it became abundantly clear that the abysmal form of the hosts had rubbed off on the visitors.

It took 15 minutes for either team to threaten the opposition’s goal and to my eternal shock it came from the hosts. A cross from the right was flashed across the 6-yard box and all it needed was the daintiest of touches to deflect it home, but none was forthcoming. That it took so long for either team to credibly threaten an opener was symptomatic of the dire fare on offer.

Most of the time was spent with the teams passing it to each other when they should have been passing it to teammates. Half an hour of this goalless mistake-fest was all it took for me to decide I wasn’t staying for the second half, especially with family coming to visit late that day for the first time since my latest move.

When I left the scores were the same as they had been at the start with not a cat in hell’s chance of changing in the second half, so I felt fully justified in my decision. Opps…

By the time I got off the train back in central Manchester I was able to check the final score and see just how badly wrong my judgement had been. Rochdale took a rare lead in a match just 7 minutes after the restart, only to throw away an historic win by conceding a last minute equaliser. That is the emotional rollercoaster that makes football worth watching and games worth attending. It also would have made a brilliant story for this blog but, thanks to burn out and a belief that the half was a premonition of the whole I missed out on what could have been.

That is why you should never leave a game early and why ‘A Half Is Not The Whole’.

I will be back soon with a blog about one of the January games that I went too. That one I did stay till the final whistle of.

Journey To Nothing

Saturday 21st January: Barrow AFC.

Mementoes From The Game That Never Happened

So, with life now back under control after a hectic holiday season, I’m back on the blog. Starting my tsunami of January games slap bang in the middle of the 8, with the game that didn’t happen.

On the direct, scenic train to Barrow you are treated to some of the most breath-taking vistas the Lakes have to offer. Particularly as you pass between lakes on the run into Grange-Over-Sands. However I was unable to enjoy these stunning views as I spent most of the time obsessively checking my phone to ensure Barrow’s game against fellow high fliers Salford City was still going ahead. Games were falling to the axe of postponement all around it and by the time I reached G-O-S this showdown on the edge of the playoffs was one of just 5 games remaining.

By now there were a mere 2 hours till kick-off and, satisfied they wouldn’t touch it this close to the start I relaxed into my seat and drifted off to imagine the atmosphere and just how lucky I had been that my game had avoided the axe. How foolish this was.

I realised my error as my train pulled into Barrow and one of the locals announced, to the hordes pouring off the train, that the game had been cancelled due to a frozen pitch. This revelation was made worse by their assertion that “they could have called it off yesterday, they knew how bad the ground was then”. That would certainly have saved me a day of my life I’ll never get back.

The response to me asking ‘what else is there to do round here?’ was “nothing, better off just getting straight back on the train mate.” I did find a few things to do in the local area to pass the time before my late train home, but nothing to compensate for the football.

Those in charge of fixtures could do everyone a huge favour by employing just a little bit of foresight and giving at least 24 hours notice of cancellations, except for extreme extenuating circumstances. Football fans are people too, give us a little consideration.

I will go back to Barrow for another game in future, but not for the rearranged fixture this caused me to miss. Real life gets in the way of that.

Welcome back and thanks for reading. Back to a football game that actually happened in my next instalment, coming soon….

2023 Update

I have taken an enforced break from my blog over the past few weeks as I move abodes for the third time in 18 months. My new flat is currently without functioning Wi-Fi and looks to be remaining so for the rest of the month.

Once these issues have been fixed the match blogs will be back with a vengeance as I have still been managed to attend games, providing a brief respite from the stress of moving to a new flat in a new city and adjusting to a new job. By the time my Wi-Fi is back up and I can get back to this passion project I will have at least 6 blogs stocked up. If all my plans for the FA Cup 4th round weekend work out it will be 8, but 6 are those that are guaranteed as I write this.

That half dozen include Brentford’s first home game of 2023, both of Manchester City Men’s FA Cup games, Man City Women’s FA Cup 4th round match and a couple of jaunts into the football wilderness of Cumbria for League 2 matches. The extra games in the works would see me travel to both Yorkshire and Derbyshire if I can pull them off.

However many matches I actually get too, I promise you this. The blog will return in February 2023 with at least 6 blogs from January matches. See you then

Mourning A Genius

It is with profound sadness that the world learnt this evening that one of the progenitors of the beautiful game and certainly one of it’s most exquisite exponents, Pele, has passed away.

Edson Arantes do Nascimento, known to the world as Pele, is the giant on whose shoulders every player since he retired stands, and many who took football further. His playing career ended decades before I was born, but from watching tapes of him it is clear that he was the man who took the game of football and made it beautiful.

Exploding into the world consciousness by inspiring Brazil to World Cup victory as a 17year old, he backed this up by carrying them through the defence of their title 4 years later. The only thing that stopped him making it a hat-trick of world cups in 1966 were an inspired England team on home soil.

No matter though as he completed the unprecedented, historic and yet-to-be-matched hat-trick next time out in 1970 as the fulcrum of what many consider to be the greatest team in the history of our sport. The Brazil team that put on an exhibition of just how gorgeous the beautiful game could be, without surrendering the ultimate goal of winning, was stacked with talent but none were greater than Pele.

Thank you for making the game beautiful you immortal genius, RIP Pele.

Finally

So the World Cup is over and the final will go down as one of the greatest in history. When a player scores a World Cup Final hat-trick and still doesn’t win the title how could it not be right?

For the first 80 minutes of the match though there was little sign of what was to come. It looked like being a simple stroll in the park for Messi’s Argentina as they powered into a 2 goal lead before half-time. Argentina were walking all over a French team that seemed to have decided that they had no chance to win so why bother trying.

Messi gave the Argentines the lead with a penalty after 23 minutes and by the time DiMaria doubled his team’s lead 9 minutes before half time all that seemed to be in doubt was just how many goals they would get. France really were abysmal and with the result now a forgone conclusion I started to drift off, to the point that I was barely bothering to keep half an eye on the procession to full-time. It was a good thing I didn’t completely take my eyes off it though as France finally fired themselves into life with 10 minutes left in the match.

Perhaps the time-crunch focused their minds but whatever it was that woke them up all I can say is thank goodness. Within 120 seconds of stirring from their slumber France had wiped out the Argentine lead and the match was level with just 8 minutes of normal time left for either side to find the winner. This insane turn of events was particularly harsh on Argentina, but such is football and it was all down to Kylian Mbappe. It was his quickfire double, started with a penalty, that had clawed the French level.

Neither team managed to secure the goal they needed to prevent extra time and it was in that extra 30 minutes that things really kicked off. Both teams found another gear and just went at each other hell-for-leather. Despite this new attacking philosophy that had hit both teams neither had been able to find the back of the net by half time in extra time, setting us up for a nail-biting final 15.

It took just 3 minutes of that for Argentina to retake the lead their dominance of the regulation 90 deserved, but even that wasn’t straightforward. The ball was fired towards goal from extremely acute angle and though this ball was parried away by an inspired Hugo Lloris at his near post the ball bounced out to Messi lurking in the six yard box to power home. There was a moment’s delay whilst the technology confirmed that the desperate goal-line clearance had been in vain, but this complete Messi wheeled away safe in the knowledge that he had just scored the winning goal that would return the World Cup to Argentina and fulfil a life’s dream for the genius.

Or so he thought.

Unfortunately this fairytale ending was not to be as, in the dying seconds of extra time a pile driver from the boot of Mbappe struck an Argentine hand just 4 yards away in the box. There was no chance for the defender to get out of the way of the shot, but this didn’t matter to the ref as he pointed to the spot. France now had the chance to take the game to a shoot-out and they gifted this opportunity to Mbappe to complete his hat-trick. He didn’t need asking twice, sweeping the ball high to the keeper’s right to snatch the trophy from Messi’s grasp and send the game to the lottery of the penalty shoot-out.

France won the toss and chose to go first, a smart call as the team who goes first wins the majority of shoot-outs. What the French didn’t reckon on was Emiliano Martinez, the Argentine keeper etched himself into history as a national hero by singlehandedly winning the shootout for his country. Sone may feel that his antics, including chucking the ball away from the advancing French, went a little far but even his detractors must admit they were effective.

Granted they didn’t have much effect on Mbappe as he completed a hat-trick of penalties by firing this one high to the keepers right to get France started right, but the wheels soon came off their ‘victory wagon’. Kingsley Coman was next up for the French and this time Martinez got down to his left to keep it out with his face. The keeper followed this up by getting so far inside Tchouameni’s head that he shanked his penalty wide of the left stick to leave Argentina, who had scored with each of their penalties so far, the chance to wrap things up with a stroke to spare. Gonzalo Muntiel needed no second invitation as he followed the path set out by Messi’s stylish opener by smashing it to Lloris’ right to seal Argentina’s first World Cup since 1986.

Argentina had deserved to win the match within the regulation 90, so at least justice was done even if it was a little slow. On a personal level for the genius Messi, one of the best ever, he was able to fulfil a lifelong dream.

In his final World Cup match he finally got his hands on the trophy.

Congratulations Argentina, Congratulations Lionel Messi!

It’s The Final Showdown

So England are out and I was glad to be working over the semi-finals as I could bear to watch them. Now they’re out of the way and all that remains of this crazy winter World cup is the final showdown.

We have had Saudi Arabia beat Argentina, Tunisia beat France and Spain destroy Costa Rica 7-0, then fail to top their group. Then of course we have had Morocco.

I will come back to all that in a World Cup Retrospective though as at the end of all of that the final showdown is between 2 teams both with their own shot at history.

In the light blue corner we have Argentina, looking to secure their first world title since 1986. As then they now have a talisman who has inspired them along the route to the final, back in ’86 it was Maradona and his ‘hand of god’ but these days their glorious leader is the greatest player of the modern era, Lionel Messi.

This magician on the ball has driven his team to the brink of victory having masterminded an unlikely turnaround from their opening humiliation at Saudi hands. He has been instrumental in this Argentina team for years and has won every other trophy going, now just one is missing.

At the ripe old age of 35 this is likely to be Messi’s final World Cup and I for one would love to see him cap off his international career by securing the greatest prize of all.

In the dark blue corner, are the defending champions and England’s conquerors France. The holders only loss so far this tournament was a 1-0 reverse against Tunisia in their final group game, with a largely 2nd string team. Their first team includes brilliant talents including, Antionne Griezmann, (international top goal scorer) Olivier Giroud and the irrepressible Kylian Mbappe, who inspired them to victory 4 years ago in Russia. All of whom will be looking to defend the title they won.

It is that victory in 2018 that gives Les Blues a shot at history on 2 counts.

Count the first is the chance to become the first team to retain the title in 60 years, since a Pele inspired Brazil defended their title at the 1962 World Cup in Chile. Yes the wait for this feat to be repeated really is longer than England’s wait to return to the top. Brazil changed their manager between these victories which leaves open the second count.

Count the second is a personal shot at history for their manager Didier Deschamps. He is aiming to become the first manager to lead a nation to back to back World Cup Final victories since Vittoria Pozzo achieved this incredible feat with his Italian team of the 1930’s.

Pozzo won back to back World Cups with Italy in 1934 and 1938, by beating Czechoslovakia and Hungary respectively, now Deschamps will be aiming to emulate his success from the other side of the alps. The first of these victories came against Croatia in the European surroundings of Moscow, but if he is to emulate Pozzo he will have to do so against Argentina in the unfamiliar and distinctly non-European climes of Qatar. Climes with which his opponents are exponentially more used too.

I expect to see a tight and highly contested festival of football in Lusail on Sunday, with neither team just sitting back and hoping to nab a winner against the run of play. The reason for this is that not only are both teams going for history, but they also each have 2 players within touching distance of the Golden Boot. Messi and Mbappe are the front runners for that honour, with 5 a piece, with Julian Alvarez and Giroud lurking just 1 goal behind.

Whoever comes out on top will complete their nation’s hat-trick of World Cup victories and if I had to back one team to complete that hat-trick it would be France. Not only do they have more individual talents than La Albiceleste, but they also have the teamwork ethic needed to stifle the glorious individual genius that Messi provides. Plus it would mean that England only lost to the eventual winners on their way to writing history.

Damn It!!

So that’s it then, England are out of the World Cup. I’m almost glad I wasn’t able to watch the match live now, but there was nothing joyous about working through it when I heard the result.

There is no shame in losing 2-1 to France, the reigning World Champs, but to do so by missing a penalty 5 minutes from the end of the 90 there is a lot of frustration.

I’ve only seen the highlights of the match, watched videos of the pundits and video interviews with some of the England players so I may have the game wrong, but it sounds like we were not just in this game but were actually the better team for most of it.

France’s first goal, scored by Tchouameni, was a thing of beauty no denying that. However, play ought to have been stopped 30 seconds before this opener. Saka was scythed down in the French box for what appeared to be a clear penalty. The ref decided to completely ignore this though, leaving France to launch the break that would see them take the lead.

Going behind sparked England into life and they battered the French for the rest of the half, pushing the French back at every opportunity without securing the equaliser they so desperately needed.

That equaliser wouldn’t come until the 53rd minute when the ref finally saw a stonewall penalty shout that even he couldn’t ignore, he had already ignored a strong call for a foul on Kane late in the first half. Kane stepped up for the penalty and calmly swept it into the net to Lloris’ right, as the keeper dived to his left.

Taking inspiration from equalising England went on the front foot again, but once again it was France who found the way to break the deadlock. This time their goal came through Olivier Giroud rising highest in the box to nod home a searching deep cross pinged in from the left touchline.

The way England responded brilliantly to going behind again and their persistence paid off when they were granted another chance to equalise from the penalty spot with just 6 minutes of the match to go. This time though it took the intervention of VAR to award the penalty though as the ref waved away the appeals after Mount was barged into.

The ref’s blindness to seeing such an obvious foul was abysmal, but unfortunately so was Kane’s penalty this time round. Going to the same side was a great idea. Leaning back and thumping the ball into row Z wasn’t.

With that penalty miss and the truly disgusting performance of the referee England exit at the Quarter Final stage and miss out on the mouth-watering opportunity of a semi-final against Morocco. There is not a soul in this nation that would have bet against us winning that match and reaching our first World Cup Final since 1966, but now all we have is the chance to watch in on TV.

Personally I hope the French defend their title now. At least then we can say we lost to the best team in the world.

Senegal Beaten, Bring On France

So that’s it then England are through to the Quarter Finals of the World Cup after beating Senegal 3-0, to set up a showdown with defending champions France in 6 days’ time. Except it wasn’t quite that easy for the Three Lions as Senegal came storming out of the traps and were dominant in the match for the first 35 minutes.

There were multiple times during the opening half-hour when Senegal carved the English backline open with distressing ease. Maguire and Stones both seemed a touch overawed by the occasion in these early exchanges, and it was only down to a mix of Senegalese aim being fixed on row Z and a couple of outstanding Pickford saves that parity remained intact.

Having safely weathered the opening storm from the African champions, it was time for the Three Lions to get down to what they do best, scoring goals and destroying teams. The English opener came in the 38th minute when a splendid through ball from Harry Kane set Jude Bellingham free down the left channel. He expertly cut the ball back behind the recovering defenders and into the path of the onrushing Jordan Henderson, for the midfield maestro to sweep past Mendy’s outstretched hand and into the back of the net.

Breaking the deadlock with such a fantastically free-flowing move cut the shackles from English feet and the pride began to roar. For the nine minutes they had between taking the lead and the half-time whistle blowing they poured forward and peppered the goal with a barrage of chances.

It was no surprise to see England double their lead before the break and their second came from another tremendous team move. Bellingham latched onto a ball that broke free on the edge of the England box and drove to halfway with the ball stuck to his boots. On reaching halfway and with the majority of the Senegal team still camped in the England half he sprayed the ball left to Foden whose first-time flick wrong-footed the only Senegal player within 30 yards and fell to the feet of England’s number nine.

Kane was bearing down on goal with only Mendy to beat and, with the freedom of the Savanna’s to pick his spot, he stroked the ball over the keeper’s prostrate body to double England’s lead. From the personal perspective Kane will be happy to open his account for the tournament, becoming the eighth England player to do so.

Senegal’s players were thankful for the respite offered by half-time but their manager, Aliou Cisse, was not thankful for their performance and made a triple substitution during the break in a vain attempt to stop the bleeding and provide his team with a way back into the contest. It didn’t work out as he hoped though as England came roaring out of the traps after the restart.

England dominated the play in the early parts of the second half and all that was in doubt in the match at this point was how long it would be till they added to their lead. It took them a full dozen minutes from the second kick-off for the boys to find their third goal.

The ball broke to Foden on the right, after Kane’s progress was cut short by a well-timed tackle, and he powered forward before curving the ball exquisitely across the box to Saka. The finish applied was equally beautiful, just a deft flick of the ball to get it off the ground and over the advancing keeper’s flailing arms.

Shortly after this both Saka and Foden were removed from the action to save their legs for the upcoming quarter-final against France, the defending champions, that their brilliant interplay had made secure. They were replaced by Marcus Rashford and Jack Grealish – if ever there was a display of the strength of our bench this was it.

Bellingham and Henderson, who had combined for the opener, were also taken off soon after as Southgate’s attention turns to the next round, and the heartening thing was that England’s performance level barely dropped.

That consistency and the fact that our 12 goals in this tournament have been supplied by 8 separate individuals leaves me believing that we should be capable of getting the result we want against France on Saturday. Yes they have their weapons, and our defence hasn’t looked impregnable, but Iran are the only team to score against us so far in the tournament so what’s to say we can’t turn those weapons into blunt facsimiles of the real thing?

Also, we have only failed to score in the game against the Americans in a game where we looked like we had lost our way, like a rambler in the peak district, but we have got our compass working again now. Having defeated the African champions so comprehensively I’m excited to see what we can do against the defending World Champions.

Bring On France!

A Group Stage Retrospective

As the World Cup group stage draws to a close, I can’t help but look forward to the last-16 and England’s chances of advancing all the way through the knockout stages. First though I want to take a quick look back at the group stage to see how each team performed.

I could go straight to the abysmal showing, for the second World Cup in a row, from the Germans or stop off at the humiliation of the Belgians, but instead I’m just going to go group by group with a couple of sentences to sum up each team’s performance.

Group A
Netherlands
Back at a World Cup again having missed out on qualifying for 2018 they will be pleased to top a group with a couple of possible banana skins. Sure, Qatar were an easy win in their final group match but beating Senegal (AFCON champs) 2-0 is nothing to be scoffed at. Drawing with Ecuador was just a minor hiccough on their way to the knockouts and they will hope that is their awful game out of the way.
Senegal – Done well off the back of their AFCON victory, even without their talisman Sadio Mane. Their best player being out of action due to injury would cripple many teams but, a slow start against the Dutch accepted, it didn’t affect Senegal at all. How they cope without him in the pressure-cooker of knockout football will go a long way to determining how far they progress.
Ecuador – Traditionally the weakest of the South American teams at the tournament but when your competition is Argentina, Brazil and Uruguay (all former winners) that isn’t an awful distinction to have. Would have qualified if they had better back-up for Enner Valencia up front.
Qatar – The worst hosts in history and it was no surprise when they were the first team knocked out of the competition. They will have to improve immensely and quickly to have any hope of qualifying for a future World Cup on merit

Group B
England – Dropped in the group of death on paper, with all the teams in the World’s top 20 of FIFA’s rankings, but made a mockery of that moniker by dominating the majority of the matches they played in. To open with a 6-2 demolition of Iran that included virtuoso performances from 19year-old Jude Bellingham and 21year-old Bukayo Saka was always going to be difficult to follow up and so it proved with a tepid performance against the USA. The Three Lions were back to their roaring best in the second half against Wales though and with the quality of the bench they are well placed to make a deep run into the tournament’s later stages.
USA – Just the 2 goals in 3 group games off the back of abysmal finishing in each of the matches leaves question marks over their ability to progress farther than the round of 16. Further doubts are thrown on their hopes by their inability to finish off Wales having taken the lead in that game. A failure to finish teams off is balanced out by a robust defence that have only conceded once so far.
Iran – Recovered really well from their opening defeat to give themselves an excellent chance of progressing with a 2-0 win over Wales. The character shown by that turn around was admirable but losing to a goal-shy American team shows that they simply don’t have the quality to compete at this level with the players they currently have.
Wales – Their return to the World Cup for the first time since 1958 clearly hasn’t gone the way they may have hoped, but one goal in 3 games was never going to be enough. Failing to build on snatching a draw from their opening match against a team that had just been hit for 6 was the full coffin and its final nail for their chances of progressing. With their golden generation now ageing and the lack of viable replacements coming though they’re likely to suffer another long break between appearances.

Group C
Argentina – It was a huge shock to see one of the favourites to win the whole thing start off their journey by losing to lowly Saudi Arabia, so to see them recover from this earthquake to end off topping the group appears to signify a return to normality. A lot of hope is being set on Lionel Messi propelling his country to the title on his final outing at the World Cup, but no Man wins alone and without his teammates raising their levels they will come unstuck against another top team in the latter stages.
Poland – The lack of attacking impetus shown in their final group game gives me no faith in their chances of making it past the last 16. If Lewandowski and his teammates can work out how to score and that doing so requires some form of teamwork and a will to move the ball towards their opponent’s goal, they could be fine. That feels a long way off right now though.
Mexico – Only kept out of the last 16 by a last-minute Saudi sucker punch, but none of that would have mattered if they had started with a win against Poland. Didn’t have a chance to watch many of their matches, but as they were my dark horses to reach the latter stages begore a ball was kicked I’m disappointed to see them falling at the first hurdle.
Saudi Arabia – Never seemed to recover from the extasy of springing the shock of the tournament in their opening game. Whatever the reason behind this was, Saudi Arabia ended up consigned to their expected place at the bottom of the group. They will always be able to look back on their win over Argentina as one of the best days in the history of Saudi football.

Group D
France – As the reigning champions they will be ecstatic to have avoided the fate they suffered in the same position 20 years ago. Obviously, the loss to Tunisia is a blot on their copybook, but as this happened to what was essentially their back-up 11 I don’t see it affecting them too much. The prospect of facing them in the Quarter finals concerns me greatly.
Australia – A brilliant set of performances from the Socceroos secured their place in the knockout stages, but a couple of 1-0 wins and the capitulation after taking the lead against France won’t worry many opponents going forward. The levels of their performances have yet to secure the larger wins they deserved.
Tunisia – A statement victory over France on the final day couldn’t compensate for being the only team to drop points to the Danes and a crucial loss against the Antipodeans took their fate out of their hands going into the final match. Such a shame that a famous victory for the North Africans counts for so little in the grand scheme of things.
Denmark – Came into the tournament with such big expectations on their shoulders after their excellent run to the Semi Finals of Euro 2020 and some creditable performances at the last World Cup. Unfortunately, they were awful this time round and to go from reaching the Semis of one tournament to finishing bottom of their group at the next one a year later should ring some serious alarm bells within the upper echelons of the Danish FA.

Group E
Japan – Conquers of Europe, with comeback wins against both Germany and Spain seeing them top the group. That ability to come from behind and never just accept that you’ve lost will serve them well as the tournament progresses and another European team to face in the last-16 will hold no fear for them at all. The less said about their loss to Costa-Rica the better.
Spain – Their World Cup started off in incredible fashion as they tore through a pedestrian Costa Rica. To follow up that 7-0 drubbing with a draw against a German team on their way to back-to-back group stage exits left me worried about their chances of progression. The goal difference they had in their back pocket saved them after they threw away a lead against Japan in their final group game, but that may provide a boost for their chances of reaching the latter stages as they now avoid a date with Brazil in the Quarter Finals.
Germany – Known for so long as a team built for tournament football, they have now achieved the unwanted record of back-to-back group stage exits. I am loving seeing Germany take England’s place as the joke team from Europe as England take on the German’s traditional role.
Costa Rica – Being the only team to get anything off the Japanese is a feather in their cap and gives them something to draw on going forward. However, as with so many teams that have achieved a shock result at this tournament, they have failed to back-up this performance in their other matches. Any team that concedes 11 goals over 2 matches is always going to struggle to advance.

Group F
Morocco – To win a group ahead of 2 of the Semi Finalists from the last World Cup shows that they are not a team to be taken lightly. Their ability to fight and grind out a result should serve as a warning to the teams they will face in the knockout stages, don’t expect an easy game against these Moroccans.
Croatia- Taking Canada to the cleaners is their only creditable result so far as the form that took them to the final in 2018 has deserted them. Expect Japan to waltz past them in the Last-16
Belgium – The last hurrah of their ‘golden generation’ has ended in disaster. From being on the ropes for the whole of the Canada game, scoring insanely against the run of play, to failing to threaten in either of their other matches. It is no surprise that Martinez has left the manager’s job after overseeing such an abysmal set of performances that deserved to see them finish bottom of the group with no points.
Canada – Failing to win against the shockingly awful Belgians was a sign of things to come for Canada. They qualified by playing in the coldest conditions they could manufacture for their home games, but they wilted in the heat of Qatar. They join the hosts as the only other team to exit the competition without a point to their name, but they deserved more from their opener. If they get a host’s place at the 2026 World Cup, and bring a decent striker with them, I wouldn’t be shocked to see them make a deep run.

Group G
Brazil – As long as their first team stays fit they should make it far, but when they need to dip into their squad depth, they may find the wallet of reserves to be unexpected shallow. The loss to Cameroon in their final group game, when they put out a whole handful of those reserves, shows that they may not have the strength in depth necessary to make good on their favourites tag.
Switzerland – They stayed true to the Swiss brand in their first 2 matches, hard to beat and not free-scoring either. Then they threw that all away to secure their spot in the last-16 with a thrilling 3-2 win over Serbia. A bit more of that final game ethic would make them far more enjoyable to watch in the knockouts, but they have the brand for a reason and sticking to it will get them further than they will if they try ripping it up too much.
Cameroon – Another team to deliver a shock result yet fail to advance to the knockouts. Their best performance came in the 3-3 draw with Serbia, but by failing to turn the comeback into a win their fate was in other team’s hands on the final day. Never a place you want to be and they fail to advance despite being awesome to watch.
Serbia – If they knew how to defend, they’d be advancing to the last-16 at a counter because goodness knows they can score. To bag 3 goals against Cameroon and 2 against the naturally stingy Swiss is a credit to their strikers, but they also conceded 3 goals in both those games and were the only team to let Brazil chalk up more than a single goal against them.

Group H
Portugal – Topped the group as expected, but a less than convincing performance against Ghana, the lowest ranked team in the tournament, and a last second loss against South Korea expose vulnerabilities they would rather keep hidden.
South Korea – The manner of their qualification might boost their confidence of springing a last-16 surprise. Their team has yet to really gel and with no rest days between the groups and knockouts it will require a herculean effort for them to make it any further
Uruguay – Despite beating Ghana on the final day they failed to progress on goals scored. The 2-0 win, with Suarez laying on an assist for the 2nd goal, was enough to see them sneak through till South Korea crushed their dreams with a final minute winner of their own. They failed to score in either of their other matches, so even if they had advanced to the knockouts they wouldn’t have got past the last-16
Ghana – Missing a penalty against Uruguay once again proved their undoing in a tournament where their performances had belied expectations. They even had their fate in their own hands going into the final day but chose the worst timing imaginable to turn in their worst performance of the tournament. Being the lowest ranked team in the tournament they were always expected to fail to advance, but they were far from the worst performers.